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Today we will talk about the hospital.
The hospital is similar or equal to the hotel.
has beds, kitchen facilities, bathrooms have ... completely like any hotel. Well.
One, when you are sick, call the ambulance.
comes the ambulance, pushing cars, and they call you. They pick you up. Put you in a stretcher and gets you into the van that comes immediately to the hospital ...
While in the hotel, which you walk, greet and you point to. You get the room keys and buttons accompanied by suitcases. You walk up stairs up to the door of the room. The button opens it and makes you go, then go pack up and putting an open hand to give him a tip.
in the hospital is not needed. The ambulance comes to the door. In the same door awaits a wheelchair or a stretcher if you are very weak.
On the couch with wheels that looks like a race car, and put you're done.
I arranged the papers and you go straight to the room, running on the stretcher.
Two nurses grab the gurney and yourself are lying. Takes you through corridors.
The hospital has very long hallways with many doors. Around a bend, another hall also with many doors along ...
Lying on the gurney and taken by the two nurses, appear to participate in an Easter procession. I think you're the figure of the way and people, located along the corridor, viewers spend watching the passing parade.
just like in Holy Week. Yes
Upon entering the room, there is the same as that of a hotel, with a double square. Two.
In the next door is a man, suffering from long time. Which leads the table tells you that there will be.
you catch and you lay in bed in a moment. Boots on the bed.
Well, you're in the hospital, lying in bed. Comes a nurse on her arm pajamas. I please ask you to take off all your clothes.
What will you do?, Because everything out and gives you pajamas. You see the pajamas
is used a thousand or more times by previous patients, insurance.
you smell and is clean ... then nothing, no problem.
Get it and you put it ... until the nurse calls your attention and asks you to take off his underwear and shirt.
"Yes? Well" thoughtless answer.
you take it off and turn it over, also the shirt. Well, now!
Then you can put your pajamas as well. The hospital
no need underwear or shirts.
In the hotel itself. In a suitcase or bag and place them take it with you. We must make moves in underwear and T-shirts ... well. The hospital
not needed. Actually you get completely naked. Only pajamas or sometimes when they come to auscultarte doctors, they give you a gown that is open at the back with bows. And on the bottom, highlights the view of her ass ... and is open aired there.
Well, well. When you go to the toilet will walk hand back. There.
Already in the hospital bed and covered. You look at the next door and see an old guy dying, at least older than you. His face is scary.
I'll explain what they do in the hospital, on the topic of food. Yes, the hospital is wonderful. It is not like the hotel.
In the hospital they give you food, three, every day: breakfast, lunch and dinner.
But breakfast ... you know that, at home, brewing family. I'll put on the table, other bread with butter and jam or other things too, because everyone is different.
When will you take your coffee as you have not been warned before you burn. Damn, how hot! You lie a row right? Yes.
In contrast, in the hospital they put a tray with a cup of coffee and when you look you see it with milk. Well.
I look again and ask yourself if this is coffee with milk. Because it has a strange color, gray or something ... as we have experience before in your house burn "?
With that coffee you're feeling doubt and try it with precautions is cold ...!, Puff!. So cold that seems like a pole.
Next door in the tray of coffee, there is a round loaf. Is a bun that you research and notes that it is neither sweet nor has salt. It is dull and, even more, is a bit harsh.
If you think you are going to eat for breakfast ... we started well.
You take the bread and you put in the bowl of coffee and leave it a while. When you come back at him, to the point, the bun is sucking drinking coffee and leaving the empty bowl. Tests
wet bread, puagg!, How bad! Leave it to throw away.
But it is true that eats formidably hospital. Okay.
Thanks to the family that bring you food.
Many relatives, friends, mostly cousins, visiting you in the hospital and they bring in food containers. Good ham, cheese magnificent, sausages ... and even tortilla chips. Hummm!, That's good.
You can eat at home. The hospital, at noon, they bring you a meal with that, this and that. The tests and puaff! All that to throw. Come on, how bad!, Bad, formalism.
the evening as you get a soup that looked at her, only three noodles floating in a kind of wine that stands resembling Water for washing dishes.
... With the teaspoon or so will take it, because the stomach and yelling at protest: "Watch out for introducing me this bullshit!"
Luckily there is extra food, you have behaved family members. With that you have left to eat all day and the next. So no problem. All right.
It is night and you sleep. In the morning the next day, a nurse is beautiful, with nice guy. It strutting about and think "chocolate wobbly Go!" Hail
with a "Hello, good morning" and say: "Good evening, sorry, good morning"
- What so, are you okay? "I ask again.
- Bueien egular, "he replied.
- Have you eat well?
- Ah! The food is great, a fucking. Great.
- Oh, I'm very happy. Is it because the hospital's kitchen is very good.
You stand looking like a
pasmarote, and say - What hospital kitchen?! This food goes directly to the trash. Which as my family brings me.
The girl ends with Oh, completely flushed away.
We know that hospitals do not have culinary awards. They do not have a poor fork, or a Michelin star, how can they offer a good meal?
There is also, within the hospital, very comfortable. Like when you go to the toilet and urinating fear that interrupt you. That cuts out and you turn. Ya, ya.
When the doctor comes to auscultarte always asks
- What about urine? Well?
When you respond to regular, that the loose in installments, then called loudly to a nurse. Comes a nurse and another nurse presumed lustiest.
The look and exclaim "Hostias! What is it? "Nurse presumed
question What is the problem and the doctor explains, as you do not understand. They bring a hose
so long.
You look with fear and questions
- That, what is?
I respond:
- Easy, easy. Nothing will happen.
you grab the penis and the tube introduce you ... dammit! Uff! ... while still introducing it and you jump in pain crying
- Eh! What do they do?
- Nothing, silence, peace of mind.
The tube comes to a plastic container placed at the side of the bed.
Ah, the urine passes through the tube and comfortably go in the bag. No need to get up to go to the bathroom, get off your pants, underwear and get you to open the thing to pee ... good!
comfortable lying on the bed and the tube placed, urines glad takin a weight.
Then, when the bag is full, the nurse picks up the changes and covering it takes her to throw it away. I guess.
great! The hospital is fine. The hotel does not have this service. You must do this yourself by going to the toilet.
Ah, you also want to make body and
questions - How coy to sink with the tube and the bag? Do I dragged there?
The doctor will answer, as always
- Quiet
While sends bring another tube, the more fat and flexible mouth. You look horrified and questions
- What's that?
- Quiet ...
they put you in the ass. A tube up your ass and well made ... go!
In a bowl, which is where the poop is released ... hop! And nothing else.
does not smell, it stinks ... but in the hospital smell what?, Medicines, alcohol, etc..
You may be boring, but ... No, not boring. Among the fears
call you for doing surgery, pills, nurses and various other things right over time. Up comes the family, friends with whom to talk, then. Do not you get bored
Anytime you get up in pajamas unclear, grab a robe with a belt, Miras having the shield on the chest, the Health Institute of English hospitals. Miras and looked again
shield and it seems that you are a marquis or an earl at least.
Although you know that the gown has been used thousands of times above is just sick .... Annoyed
tube and bag, is that how you take it? You call the nurse and ask her if you can remove. I answered no and teaches you easy colgártelo inside the gown "So?, With the tube hanging up the bag. Well, you see a lot bulking.
you going to walk down the aisle and there are many sick observs walking.
seems to walk into a horror movie, why? ... see a man with a steel pipe, high with a bottle hanging upside down from the tubes leaving fixed on the arm and the back of the hand. You watch the guy who is walking hesitantly and you get scared. See another patient, very old, with a device with legs who walks leaning and breathing painfully ...
The view and ask yourself:
- I here? No. It seems they were zombies.
So they say what's the horror film. You go quickly to your bed where you will be calmer. Now come two nurses
big and strong, with two nurses also great and strongmen. You surround the bed. The look with fear and questions
- What?
- Quiet
Bring a stretcher with wheels and narrow approach. Among the four grab you and put you in a moment on the couch. You are surprised to get caught and Now
They got a blanket, grab the table and shoot out, it seems that you are running a Formula 1 car. Go!
still running ahead and ask them
- Hey, where are we going?
- You quiet, let the operating room. Miras
amazed and come back to question
- Are we going to surgery? Without telling me, dammit! "-
and walk into the operating room on the couch and suddenly you are caught and moved to another table set.
The hosts meet you there! Put a bright light round lamp ... huy!, So big giving light directly into the eyes. You get confused and stay half blind and disoriented.
Shortly after A nurse comes with a syringe that has a large needle and poking you in the arm ...
That's it, goodbye! You fall asleep.
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